Botanist Gifts

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

A dead plant in the environment section.

Pollination Process

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

'That plant food really works!'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Medicinal plants

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Frank realized he needed to change his restaurant's name.

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Our privacy policy has changed."

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

'Well, I don't know how you managed to mistake poison ivy for a fig leaf!'