Botany Pillows

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

Flower Arranging.

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Pollination Process

A dead plant in the environment section.

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

Greenfingers.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

"Same mold, same mold."

'That plant food really works!'

'Hey, look! The subpeonies are in bloom!'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Garden Goddess.

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Sun-Flower/Butter-Cup.

Garden Variety Irish

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'