Plant Science Prints

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

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