Plants Prints

"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"

"How were the first few sips?"

"Do these plants make me look fat?"

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

Flower steals water during a drought.

Clean dirt.

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

man watering giant flower

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Garden Goddess.

Blowing dandelion clock

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I Love Your Ivy."

'He's the reason I can't get a desk by a window.'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

"Patient shows definite anxiety symptoms..."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Flowers' AGM.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Watering garden in the rain

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'