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"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"

"How were the first few sips?"

"Do these plants make me look fat?"

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'

Flower steals water during a drought.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

'This is supposed to be a deluxe garden bed. I assume that means it'll include 1,000 thread count sheets.'

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

Clean dirt.

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

man watering giant flower

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Garden Goddess.

"I Love Your Ivy."

'He's the reason I can't get a desk by a window.'

"Patient shows definite anxiety symptoms..."

Blowing dandelion clock

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Flowers' AGM.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Watering garden in the rain

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."