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'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Everytime I have a drink I get potted phobia.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'The bottom of the garden's starting to look like a jungle again Brian.'

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A Venus cow trap.

Thanks

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'