Plant Classification Prints

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Allotment

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The discovery of asparagus.

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

An old man growing berries

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."