Flora Prints

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Wine Lady

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Dog in Daisys

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cactus seats.