Flora Gifts

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Wildlife

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Wine Lady

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Cactus seats.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.