Plant Classification Gifts

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The discovery of asparagus.

An old man growing berries

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"