Flora Lover Gifts

Buxifolius Filiformis

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Deforestation.

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Cats and gardens.

Frog flirting.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS