Flora Lover Gifts

Buxifolius Filiformis

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Deforestation.

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Botany Baby!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Frog flirting.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cats and gardens.

Labor Day Flowers

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Bees SOS

The wife whisperer.