Plant Nerd Prints

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Plants of the Medieval Garden

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Titan Arum

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

A Venus cow trap.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I've seen a tulip before."

The real reason why flamingos are pink