Plant Fanatic Prints

I think it's time you decided if your career is going to be in horticulture or accountancy.

Bookstore. Plants & Fungi. That's cute -- a pop-up book about mushrooms!

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

The Gardener

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Cats and gardens.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Mantis Love

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'