Plant Lover Prints

"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"

Flower steals water during a drought.

Pollination Process

"Patient shows definite anxiety symptoms..."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'Poinsetta! ' 'Poinsettia!' 'Poinsetta! ' 'Poinsettia!'

Elder Abuse: 'You're a dwarfish shrub and your berries taste horrid.'

Evolved of the Gardener

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Venus Fly trap buying hot dog

'Awww, flowers... So, all is forgiven then...'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Flower drinking cola.

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

Reporters growing on a tree.

"Here, puss, puss, puss!"

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

"How's the conveyor belt system going?" "Okay, I tie the stems..." "I slip on the cellophane..." "And I shove in that little bag of crystals!"

'Social Climber' "Please can I join your golf club"

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

Dandelions.

Hedgehog Waters Cacti.

Venus fly trap.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

Plant care.

"You haven't been using your bed pan again, have you?"

"How can you let them land on you like that and not eat them?"

Charles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.