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Agricultural Psychology

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Psychobabbling brook.

The Velvet Mesquite

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A Freudian slip...

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Mister Oedipus.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Jacques Lacan

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Motorway of the Self

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Super-ego Surveillance

Brains