Plant Architect T-Shirts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Agricultural Psychology

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

The Velvet Mesquite

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Building a company.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Andre Gide.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'...and this is the water garden...'