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'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'New Barbeque.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Gene Manipulation

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"He's a quick learner."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Man generating power for machine.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Arctic Hothouse

The early days of tofurkey.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'