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"I've never seen the corn this bad."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Some genetically engineered pig

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"He's a quick learner."

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

"I don't care what mom calls them. I've never heard of a McBrussels Sprout before."

"Is your business picking up?"

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."