Farming Innovation Lover T-Shirts

Milking the Cow

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Farmer's credit.

"He's a quick learner."

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Learning.

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

I lactate, therefore I am.

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

Bird seed.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!