Botanical Innovator T-Shirts

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sea weed harvest.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bird Bath.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Inventing Time Travel

Gene Manipulation

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Snakecharming.

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'