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Corporate Hornworms

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Sold his air rights."

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Gene Manipulation

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

The Drone Ranger

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Tough Butterfly

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Drone Fly Trap

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'