Insect Innovator Pillows

Corporate Hornworms

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"Sold his air rights."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Gene Manipulation

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"We're making progress."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Drone Ranger

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Tough Butterfly

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Drone Fly Trap

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)