Pest Management Innovator Pillows

Drone Fly Trap

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Flies up the ante!

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Snail trap

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Did you order takeout?"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"We have raccoons."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

Organic Salad

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Cheese robot-squad.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

Organic gardening

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'

Wasp being sprayed.