Pest Control Guru Pillows

An exterminator waits in line at a restaurant

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'

'Let's be honest, he was always getting under someone's feet.'

Wordplay: Insecticide.

"Time for your flea medicine."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Come and get it!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Emotional Support Pest

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'