Botanical Innovator Pillows

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"States of tofu"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Sea weed harvest.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Bird Bath.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'New Barbeque.'

Inventing Time Travel

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Gene Manipulation

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Snakecharming.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"We're making progress."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'