Plant Pioneer Pillows

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Some genetically engineered pig

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Arctic Hothouse

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea