Pioneer Plant Grower Pillows

Arctic Hothouse

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Some genetically engineered pig

Hydroponic Gardening

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"How almond milk is made"

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."