Plant Pioneer Prints

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Wheel.'

Some genetically engineered pig

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"How almond milk is made"

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

The early days of tofurkey.

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Arctic Hothouse