Plant-based Pioneers Pillows

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"How almond milk is made"

Arctic Hothouse

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

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