Plant-based Passion Pillows

"You had me at plant based diet..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"How almond milk is made"

The vegan hunter

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

The early days of tofurkey.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)