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The Drone Ranger

Tough Butterfly

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Thank-you God.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Man using to much bug spray

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

The prying mantis,

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Honey Wallah

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'