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What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A termite practical joke.

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Cow Pilot.

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

The Drone Ranger

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"He's always hitting on someone."

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."