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What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A termite practical joke.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Cow Pilot.

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

Millipede motorist

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."