Itchy Explorer T-Shirts

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

Ghost School.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Call me!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Don Quixote

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Well, you have people pox.'

Unnatural History Museum

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.