Itchy Explorer Pillows

'You say you got poison ivy in the woods. How can I help you if you don't show me where it itches?'

Ghost School.

Polar bear bowling alley

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Call me!"

Don Quixote

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Fall from Pisa

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'Well, you have people pox.'

Unnatural History Museum

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.