Insect Scientist T-Shirts

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Bee flying to another flower.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Slugfest!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'