Insect Scientist T-Shirts

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Bee flying to another flower.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Slugfest!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Praying mantis.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Fly Artist

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'