Insect Studies T-Shirts

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Old fly...retirement home.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Look, a bug!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Butterflies

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

The Worm Charmer

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The prying mantis,

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Insect extinction

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"You've changed."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

A Venus cow trap.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."