Insect Studies T-Shirts

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Old fly...retirement home.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Look, a bug!"

The Worm Charmer

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

Bee flying to another flower.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Insect extinction

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

A Venus cow trap.