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'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Worm Charmer

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The flies have landed.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The prying mantis,

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Insect extinction

Pharaoh Cocoon

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground