Insectophile T-Shirts

Unable to find a large enough turkey, the folks in Peat Bog Swamp had to settle for a medium size black fly for their first Thanksgiving dinner.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Pray for me.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'