Insectophile T-Shirts

Unable to find a large enough turkey, the folks in Peat Bog Swamp had to settle for a medium size black fly for their first Thanksgiving dinner.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Pray for me.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Let me introduce my other half."