Insect Fanatics T-Shirts

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Let me introduce my other half."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"She's a natural!"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."