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Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"She's a natural!"

"Dinner with a dung beetle."

'They just sort of squirm up and down the field. But, hey, at this age, you can't expect the little maggots to fully understand the game of soccer.'

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

'We've decided not to have maggots.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

"I'm just trying to take one day at a time!"

"Is that your phone buzzing?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'