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'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

'At ease, soldier.'

It was the busiest department in the hospital.

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

"Good news, it's seedless."

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

'I was happier as a caterpillar'

'Objection, your honor! Referring to my client as a 'killer' bee will influence the jury!' 'Sustained - please refer to the defendant as an 'alleged killer bee'.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'Excuse me, ma'am . . . . I believe this is yours.'

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

"This accident was pretty bad. We're going to need some windshield wiper cleaner."

Mutant Mootunes - When slugs ruled the world

"And is that the windshield that killed your husband?!"

'Son, now that you have a girlfriend and your Dad is not here to do this, we need to have the 'birds and the cannibals' discussion.'

Planet of the Ants

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'