Insect Fanatics Gifts

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The prying mantis,

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Comb Sweet Comb

Slugfest!

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

Praying mantis.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'