Insect Enthusiast Gifts

"You slept with her, didn't you?"

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

'First of all we want to have our name changed from 'cockroach' to 'companion beetle'.' (Insect PR).

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I'm sorry sweetie, this just isn't working... you've changed!'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

Termite pick-up lines.

Caterpillar Tug of War

Man tries to swat fly, which says: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'You think you've got problems? Try being a male ladybug!'

'I wait on him hand and foot and foot and foot and ...'

'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'This is mahogany, folks, the kind of quality plank termites make a real home in.'

'I think it's time you enter a 1,200-step program.'

'How was it for you?'

'And now if you could close the other 650 eyes and read the bottom line...'

Warren was aware of his Carpenter Ant problem, but the sight of the Plumber Bee had him really concerned.