Insect Hobbyist Gifts

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The prying mantis,

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Terry had a computer bug.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'