Insect Hobbyists Gifts

'For heaven's sake, use the windshield wipers!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The prying mantis,

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pray for me.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...