Insect Admirers Gifts

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

"Oh darling! How thoughtful!"

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

Why worms have no confidence

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'Giddyup!'

Ants shopping

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'My trick for avoiding extra work is to look busy all the time...'

"You need a mint."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Walk for your lives!"

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,