Insect Aficionado Gifts

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"You've changed."

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'Then one day Professor Spodding Just upped stick insects and left.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"You might want to mop your floor. It's a bit sticky."

'Which one is yours?'

Evil Insect

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Bug with a leaf.

'Back away slowly...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'I'm a butterfly, I'm a butterfly...'

'Yeah, We're switching over to that digital signal thing.'

"If we're high in protein, why are we so small?"

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Fly has idea to fly into the light.

"That's a mighty big louse, but I'd hardly call it the louse of the century."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Mosquitoes just love him."

"She was one great termite."

"You mean Dad's not really in the Peace Corps?"