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"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

The prying mantis,

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."