Insect Geek Gifts

"Take him home, have sex...Then bite his goddamn head off."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

The prying mantis,

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Slugfest!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'