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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

Kamakazi Flies

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

'Do it Bernie, what are you, some kind of larvae?'

Punk Entomologists.

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Let's go William! Get your head in the game!"

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

"I finally memorized my bug number."

Entomological Institute

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"I know who I am but I don't know what I am!"

'I hate cricket.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I don't see this as a major set-back. We just need to work a few more bugs into it!'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.