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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

'Well I'm sorry Michael, but size does matter to me.'

'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

Kamakazi Flies

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

'I told you he had high blood pressure!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'This is my brother Dave. He's real smart - brain the size of a pea.'

'I like to live each day as if it's my last.'

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Do it Bernie, what are you, some kind of larvae?'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

Punk Entomologists.

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Well, of course they look like ants, you idiot!'

Wax Museum Entrance.

"Let's go William! Get your head in the game!"

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

Praying Mantis/Agnostic Mantis

"You do realise the catastrophic impact your actions could have on the planet's ecosystem?"

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'